(“Sesame Street”
song) “Sunny days ... chasing the clouds away.”
“Hi, I’m Margaret!”
Yellow.
Feathered.
Frock.
“I have got no idea what this show is any more,” Simon
Cowell said Tuesday of “American Idol.”
That makes two of us. Where have all the singers gone?
When “Idol” debuted in 2002, it was designed (in theory,
at least) to find this country’s top musical talent. Through a handful
of episodes this season, the Fox reality show has brought us “Big
Bird,” as they’re dubbing 50-year-old Margaret Fowler; two women
with hair stretching to their ankles; Ian Benardo, in all of his
glory; squeakers, screechers and Taylor Hicks-wannabes (God help
us).
If that wasn’t bad enough to sour us, former “Idol”
contestants have made news of late for abandoning their pop/R&B
music aspirations to pursue acting. Jennifer Hudson made her Big
Screen debut in “Dreamgirls” and nabbed an Oscar nomination. Diana
DeGarmo went to Broadway and appeared in the Macy’s Thanksgiving
Day Parade. Justin Guarini is now working for the TV Guide Channel.
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